This site contains a claymation creature named Clenynch eating a sandwich, alone, in front of you, without offering you any. Viewer discretion is advised. By entering, you acknowledge that Clenynch owes you nothing, that sharing is not guaranteed, and that any hunger experienced while browsing is entirely your own responsibility.
The unbothered king of the park bench. Keeper of the last bite. Sworn enemy of sharing.
One creature. One sandwich. One red bench he isn't giving up. Then somebody smaller sits down right next to him, and Clenynch has to decide exactly how far "sharing" is going to go.
Same bread Clenynch uses. Everything in between is entirely up to you.
Just bread. Even Clenynch would judge you.
The biggest lunchtime standoff in park history, told the only way Clenynch remembers it: without a single word.
Someone smaller sits down. Says nothing. Stares at everything.
No words. No music. Just chewing.
Clenynch shares his way. You won't see it coming.
Open all day, closed for naps. Try asking nicely and see how far that gets you.
20:17:17Crumb futures crashed to zero.
20:17:13Neighbor filed a complaint. Complaint ignored.
20:17:10Trash can utilization holding steady at empty.
20:17:07Sandwich composite up 100%, entirely internal.
20:17:03Clenynch adjusted his grip. Generosity index unmoved.
20:17:00A pigeon asked for a crumb. Also denied.
clenynch@bench ~ %
Six rules, written in crumbs, agreed to by nobody but Clenynch.
What you can't see can't ask for a bite.
If you're sitting on it, it's occupied. Permanently.
A polite one. Very easy to ignore.
They're a rounding error. Nobody's getting change.
If nobody says anything, nothing has to be decided.
How the story ends depends entirely on what Clenynch does with it.
The park runs on a strict hierarchy. One creature at the top, everyone else hoping for scraps.
Put your name on it. Clenynch will glance at it for half a second and not share anyway.
This certifies that the above visitor sat near Clenynch, witnessed the sandwich, and received zero (0) bites, one (1) life lesson, and unlimited hope for next time.